The "Pregnant Amal" story
Steinbeck – who brings shame on the name of the late Nobel-prized writer - and Lurkerette still think frantically that Amal has a fake belly. Obviously, after a fake relationship, after a fake wedding with fake papers and fake authorities only fake pregnancy can come! But if not Clooney is the father, why would she have artificial belly? If an ISIS terrorist is the father, detto! If a surrogate mother is pregnant instead of Amal, why should she play pregnant, because the biological father and mother Amal and Clooney will be in that case!
Steinbeck and Lurkerette holding their breath waiting for something to happen, which according to them will surely happen, namely a „miscarriage”, because Clooney hates kids and he just plays the happy father-to-be only for money what he gets from the CIA as a „CIA asset”. So, soonly „pregnant Amal” is going to play tearfully the „miscarriage” and everybody will happy again! Mainly Steinbeck and Lurkerette because Clooney will be „in love them” again (plus Anna), and Amal will get another 15 minutes she got married to Clooney for that. If accidentally not become a “miscarriage”, the twins will be died as a “result of childbirth complications” or “stillborn” (to wit Clooney strangles them immediately after the birth), and again everybody will be happy, especially Steinbeck and Lurkerette. if he does not succeed, then it has come to SIDS, also with Clooney's help . And if Clooney DO manage to perish the twins around the birth, later they will be the victims of a car crash, probably. All because Clooney hates kids, hates Amal, hates being father and gets untold money from CIA to play the terrorist Amal's happy husband as a “CIA asset”. Ridiculous?