Posts with #twins tag
I do not understand why Clooney is always praising that the male twin is bigger, stronger, wilder than the much smaller and weak female one! What the heck is the purpose of him with this? Does he have a minority complex next to Amal? Mainly that she just returned to the world of human rights. Either is he male chauvinist, too and he wants to emphasize that boys are much 'better, stronger' already as babies? Normally there is not much difference between them. Or he wants to proove that his son won't be as short as him? I saw many twins and if one of them is much bigger, stronger than the other then there is something serious problem: any illness or one of them are not getting as much food.
Besides, he always complains about his tiredness due to constant diaper changing meanwhile he has many helpers. But yes, partly true, it's tiring to be a dad at the age of a granny (even if he has plenty of nurses and servants) and drink alcohol all day. He is "befuddled and crying" because he has now realized the result of his middle age panic and offended vanity, and even that now he's no longer a sex symbol and he is aging 25 years in three.
He got what he wanted just to overthrow Keibler. No CIA in it, no money in it, only stupidity.
Their twins will be this beautiful...
So, according to the mentally ill Steinbeck and Lurkerette, Amal gave birth the fake robot infants and they gave the fake robots names, too: Ella and Alexander. I would be wondering where two real kids would be taken by them for the next 70-80 years to play fake family for a lifetime, just because Clooney is threatened and paid by CIA/terrorists for a lifetime as a "CIA asset"? Well Steinbeck/Rocco Ahoy and Lurkerette? Answer me! Is there some point in the whole thing at all?
Give it up already! Either the fake twins soon will die in a secret disease, weakness, inability, genetic defect? Then Clooney and Amal will immediately separated, divorce in sorrow? Tell me at last because I am in the fever of curiosity, what kind of pity you find this time?
But there is an other version of the stupidity, a kind of new development, namely that the twins by Amal's egg and a sperm donor man! So, children might be not fake but their father a strange man or terrorst.
And what is the sense or point of a sperm donor if Clooney is the official father? I don't understand it exactly yet. And the sperm donor is very similar to Clooney? Just to have some stupid "explanation" if twins will resemble Clooney (nose, face, eyes)? For example Amal had searched for months a 100% look-a-like Clooney men that Clooney to play that he is the father "officially" and nobody to notice cheating? Clooney will bring up strange kids because is afraid of CIA/terrorists? What is the sense of it exactly? That stupid fans being in love with Clooney can calm and deceive themselves that although he is a father of two children but has no szex with Amal and he lives in celibate or only has sex with "Anna" in secret, either prostitutes, but not Amal? Is this bullshit better, easier to accept? On this basis, he could even be the "real father" if already he lives in "slavery" this way or that way.
Steinbeck – who brings shame on the name of the late Nobel-prized writer - and Lurkerette still think frantically that Amal has a fake belly. Obviously, after a fake relationship, after a fake wedding with fake papers and fake authorities only fake pregnancy can come! But if not Clooney is the father, why would she have artificial belly? If an ISIS terrorist is the father, detto! If a surrogate mother is pregnant instead of Amal, why should she play pregnant, because the biological father and mother Amal and Clooney will be in that case!
Steinbeck and Lurkerette holding their breath waiting for something to happen, which according to them will surely happen, namely a „miscarriage”, because Clooney hates kids and he just plays the happy father-to-be only for money what he gets from the CIA as a „CIA asset”. So, soonly „pregnant Amal” is going to play tearfully the „miscarriage” and everybody will happy again! Mainly Steinbeck and Lurkerette because Clooney will be „in love them” again (plus Anna), and Amal will get another 15 minutes she got married to Clooney for that. If accidentally not become a “miscarriage”, the twins will be died as a “result of childbirth complications” or “stillborn” (to wit Clooney strangles them immediately after the birth), and again everybody will be happy, especially Steinbeck and Lurkerette. if he does not succeed, then it has come to SIDS, also with Clooney's help . And if Clooney DO manage to perish the twins around the birth, later they will be the victims of a car crash, probably. All because Clooney hates kids, hates Amal, hates being father and gets untold money from CIA to play the terrorist Amal's happy husband as a “CIA asset”. Ridiculous?
New developments! Amal is pregnant with twins. Let's see how Steinbeck and Lurkerette see it!
According to them George Clooney is the new Michael Jackson (who is with 3 children from 3 different fathers by artifical insemination)!
So, Clooney - underwent vasectomy and/or his sperms are too old to be a father (both by his own admission?) and doesn't have sex with Amal at all but Anna and Waldo (Steinbeck saw it with his own eyes!) - will be a father of twins, soonly. According to mentally ill Steinbeck the "real father" of children is an ISIS terrorist probably, and of course by artifical insemination. And the 55-year-old alcoholic "CIA asset" - threatened every day by CIA - tolerates and bears it pretty well! And this threatend "CIA asset" will play the father of terrorist children and husband of a terrorist for 30 years or until he dies for a fun and daily terror, because he terrifies of CIA. Since Clooney is a key figure in the American history and also in the CIA history. Without Clooney America crashes!
Imagine an 55-year-old "CIA asset" and later then a 85-year-old rickety, sitting-in-wheelchair "CIA asset" Clooney still terrifying and threatening by CIA to stay with the 70-year-old still terrorist Amal and with the 30-year-old twins! Of course, Anna's even going to wait for Clooney in the basement, faithfully.
Certainly, Steinbeck still keeps hoping in a "false/fake miscarriage" explaining Clooney's pretending life (in which he is happy and satisfied).
But it is also possible that CIA "allows" him in ten-twenty years to divorce!
And certainly, according to Lurkerette, not Amal is pregnant, but ANNA (in the basement) or with an Amal-mask on her face, and she will the mother of the twins but Amal and Clooney will bring them up. Sometimes Anna can see her children in secret, and the twins will never know their "real mummy". Because Clooney terryfies and is threatened by CIA!
Shall we guffaw or shall we weep?
No, this picture is NOT a MISTAKE!